I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
People ask me a lot about the values I got from playing for the Cubs for so...
When I wake up in the morning I feel like a billionaire without paying taxes.
You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in...
But it all comes down to friendship treating people right.
Loyalty and friendship which is to me the same created all the wealth that...
I own stock and I also insure my car with Geico.
I learned from Mr. Wrigley early in my career that loyalty wins and it...
