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Many seventh graders I know in Illinois as well as around the Nation are studying the Constitution. I was pretty impressed with the quality of education our children are receiving because they had not expected me to ask them about it.
From my experience politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched at - you know and the soapbox routine. They're much more uneasy knowing they're a target of ridicule.
Quotes By Carl Hiaasen
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Here's my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books because if...
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I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after...
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the...
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My books are shelved in different places depending on the bookstore....
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Kids feel so strongly about what's going on today and what's happening to the...
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I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny I...
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Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe...
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Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice that there...
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My humour has always come from anger but I have to make sure I don't just...
Quotes About Experience
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It evolved from my experience in the fifties growing up during the McCarthy...
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I feel responsible that everyone has a really wonderful experience and to do...
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Acting is not a mystery. There's nothing that I know that other actors don't...
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Many children are natural fantasists I think perhaps because their...
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I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It's funny because when we found out we...
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At our best it's a good experience but we do 22 episodes a year so there...
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I'm always hoping for the nights that are inspired where you almost have an...
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I am very happy since when I am in different cities I can experience and...
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Well you know the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over...
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The most important training though is to experience life as a writer...