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A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it.
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.
Quotes By Jimmy Carr
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After a gig I always head back to the hotel remembering granny's words of...
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I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage I was a bit...
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I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type...
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I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned...
Quotes About Failure
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The Soviet Union did not achieve victory over the West so was my...
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There's only one thing that can guarantee our failure and that's if we quit.
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Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure.
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It really is impossible not to like him. His success was his failure.
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Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because...
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Success and failure are greatly overrated. But failure gives you a whole lot...
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I think the greatest taboos in America are faith and failure.
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Ken Lay has does and will continue to accept responsibility for the fall of...
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It is commonly said that a teacher fails if he has not been surpassed by his...