As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.
After a gig I always head back to the hotel remembering granny's words of...
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage I was a bit...
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type...
I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned...
The Soviet Union did not achieve victory over the West so was my...
There's only one thing that can guarantee our failure and that's if we quit.
Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure.
It really is impossible not to like him. His success was his failure.
Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because...
Success and failure are greatly overrated. But failure gives you a whole lot...
I think the greatest taboos in America are faith and failure.
Ken Lay has does and will continue to accept responsibility for the fall of...
It is commonly said that a teacher fails if he has not been surpassed by his...