I think Jersey stands alone and because I'm from Jersey I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special.
When I see a good singer I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because...
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody...
My parents grandparents aunts and uncles were all funny and I felt that...
People are roasting each other at parties at work events around the fire....
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love...
But the wicked passions of men's hearts alone seem strong enough to leave...
I think the idea that you can go this alone is - was a huge mistake. And...
I have two ideas for novels at the moment neither of them all that...
Something about Texas I'm not proud of is that our state murdered 37 people...
I spend my life essentially alone at a computer. That doesn't change. I have...
I can support going in after Saddam Hussein but I want to make sure I don't...
I can barely remember what I wrote yesterday let alone 10 years ago.