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I've got two old Volvos two old Subarus and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car you've gotta have at least several old cars 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.
Whatever you may look like marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades so will his eyesight.
Quotes By Phyllis Diller
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl...
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away...
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear...
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has...
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to...
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There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Quotes About Age
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The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...
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The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age and it was a...
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Time in general has always been a central obsession of mine - what it does...
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Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the...
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If there is anything I would do differently in my life it is that I would...
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What though youth gave love and roses Age still leaves us friends and wine.
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In a spiritually sensitive culture then it might well be that age is...
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The age we live in is a busy age in which knowledge is rapidly advancing...
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We hold that the most wonderful and splendid proof of genius is a great poem...
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Old age and sickness bring out the essential characteristics of a man.