I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the...
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic and that's not true because I only...
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection because...
I do live like a rock star but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of...
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever...
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy then I got real fat. And...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...