A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Any man today who returns from work sinks into a chair and calls for his...
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -...
Every success story has a parent who says 'over my dead body.' Every success...
Parents are not interested in justice they're interested in peace and quiet.
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood but it...
No matter how calmly you try to referee parenting will eventually produce...
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just...
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom...
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is...
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior things that a...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...