A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
The truth is hardly any of us have ethical energy enough for more than one...
A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.
The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes...
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the...
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor...
There is only one religion though there are a hundred versions of it.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...