Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.
One and one is two and two and two is four and five will get you ten if you...
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will...
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...