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Death is not an event in life: we do not live to experience death. If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Quotes By Laurence J. Peter
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It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of...
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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level...
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Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful...
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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
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Fortune knocks but once but misfortune has much more patience.
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it...
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An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not...
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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...