Be obscure clearly.
To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every...
I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy...
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are...
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a...
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself he is...
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...