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I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols the decorations that don't know when to come down.
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an accountant.
Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres
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I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in...
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Comedy can be especially in a writer's room really aggressive kind of a...
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I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I...
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Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on...
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I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from...
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The first time probably people really were aware of me I unfortunately had...
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While I was doing stand-up I thought I knew for sure that success meant...
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I was raised in an atmosphere of 'everything's fine.' But as I got older I...
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I get those fleeting beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...