If I had to live my life again I'd make the same mistakes only sooner.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before the more I look...
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
Television could perform a great service in mass education but there's no...
I read Shakespeare and the Bible and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a...
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you...
I have three phobias which could I mute them would make my life as slick as...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...