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I support gay marriage. I support gay marriage because I believe Conservatives support the institutions of commitment.
I'd luv to kiss ya but I just washed my hair.
Quotes By Bette Davis
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I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.
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This has always been a motto of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to...
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There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of...
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I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved...
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The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the...
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I don't take the movies seriously and anyone who does is in for a headache.
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To fulfill a dream to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor to be given a...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...