Never put a sock in a toaster.
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we...
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or...
Religion and philosophy philosophy and religion - they're two words which...
I just believe in the goodwill of people the power of people to do something...
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people...
I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia -...
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many many years...
I mean sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor and they just don't deliver...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...