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A commercial society whose members are essentially ascetic and indifferent in social ritual has to be provided with blueprints and specifications for evoking the right tone for every occasion.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Quotes By Eddie Izzard
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There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we...
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or...
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Religion and philosophy philosophy and religion - they're two words which...
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I just believe in the goodwill of people the power of people to do something...
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people...
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I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia -...
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many many years...
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I mean sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor and they just don't deliver...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...