The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'
Quotes By Conan O'Brien
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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than...
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The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in...
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Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed...
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During last night's debate John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to...
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Earlier today Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system...
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The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to...
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There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear...
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Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and for seven months I...
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Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...