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If you love somebody you love them. My parents had a 25-year age gap between them and my mum was the breadwinner my dad the house husband. I'm a strong believer that a good relationship can work whatever the situation.
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
Quotes By David Sedaris
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Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
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I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...
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When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...
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I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
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My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...
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I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people but still I keep a...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...