I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...
I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people but still I keep a...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...