Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees curbs turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them...
I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual and I have tremendous...
When you really deep down look at it we go to bed every night get up every...
I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a...
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you...
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning...
When you're poor you know nothing about the future you know nothing about...
I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...