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I've learned through experience of playing different characters some of whom were jerks that when you play a character who is pretentious or obnoxious in any way it's important to knock them down a peg.
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
Quotes By Jeff Ross
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When I see a good singer I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because...
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Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...
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My parents grandparents aunts and uncles were all funny and I felt that...
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People are roasting each other at parties at work events around the fire....
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I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love...
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I think Jersey stands alone and because I'm from Jersey I never make fun of...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...