Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Quotes By Joan Rivers
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What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me?...
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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just...
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For...
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on...
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Yeah I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history too.
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People say that money is not the key to happiness but I always figured if...
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or...
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Don't follow any advice no matter how good until you feel as deeply in your...
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put...
Quotes About God
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Discernment is God's call to intercession never to faultfinding.
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I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many...
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Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever...
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
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To the mind God is a perfect criminal. He has done such a perfect crime by...
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No government ought to be without censors and where the press is free no one...
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On the field I'm trying to play for the glory of God but then also I'm trying...
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In almost everything that touches our everyday life on earth God is pleased...