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The distinction has blurred between young adult and adult books. Some of the teen books have become more sophisticated.
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
Quotes About Good
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There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean I've felt regret but I've also...
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My mother gave lots of good advice and had a lot to say. As you get older...
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Bear and endure: This sorrow will one day prove to be for your good.
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Let's not be afraid to speak the common sense truth: you can't have high...
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good...
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I feel beautiful when I'm at peace with myself. When I'm serene when I'm a...
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Do not think of your faults still less of other's faults look for what is...
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Being in a rock band is about touring. It's about writing songs and it's...
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If you pursue good with labor the labor passes away but the good remains if...
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I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.