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That we find a crystal or a poppy beautiful means that we are less alone that we are more deeply inserted into existence than the course of a single life would lead us to believe.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Quotes By Emo Philips
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Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a...
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He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
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When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that...
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Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how...
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My computer beat me at checkers but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I...
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Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family...
Quotes About Good
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There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean I've felt regret but I've also...
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My mother gave lots of good advice and had a lot to say. As you get older...
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Bear and endure: This sorrow will one day prove to be for your good.
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Let's not be afraid to speak the common sense truth: you can't have high...
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good...
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I feel beautiful when I'm at peace with myself. When I'm serene when I'm a...
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Do not think of your faults still less of other's faults look for what is...
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Being in a rock band is about touring. It's about writing songs and it's...
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If you pursue good with labor the labor passes away but the good remains if...
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I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.