Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and...
The good die young because they see it's no use living if you have got to be...
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately instead...
If it isn't the sheriff it's the finance company I've got more attachments...
In Hollywood if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
What is the worth of anything But for the happiness 'twill bring?
There is only one real happiness in life and that is the happiness of...
The unproductive tillage of human cattle takes that which of right belongs to...
Purring would seem to be in her case an automatic safety valve device for...
It is in his knowledge that man has found his greatness and his happiness...
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness for the greatest...
It was a joy to be a part of the team that created Round The Horne. I was...