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You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness.
Like most citizens of popular and international urban centres I don't take advantage of the cultural opportunities. Perhaps this comes from growing up in suburbia. Home is where you eat sleep read watch television and ignore your parents. It is not where you go to the ballet and then attend a heated panel discussion about it afterwards.
Quotes By Sloane Crosley
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Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing....
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In New York if you weigh under 200 pounds and decline so much as a cookie at...
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The reason that war is such a fascinating subject for writers is because it's...
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The truth is I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten.
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Air travel is the safest form of travel aside from walking even then the...
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A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options....
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Ah the power of two. There's nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes...
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My grandmother was a kind of Scarsdale New York society woman best known...
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My personality when tasked with creating meals goes something like this: Is...
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I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning even...
Quotes About Home
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Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
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My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
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To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
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We talk a lot in our home together about where we're going what I'm doing.
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You know you go home and you try on a new mascara and I guess a male CEO...
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My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you...
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When I joined Custer I donned the uniform of a soldier. It was a bit awkward...
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When you have the paparazzi hiding in the bushes outside your home the only...
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After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and...