Random Quote

When I travel abroad because I'm Columbian I'm always one that they check twice and security and I'm the one that they open my bag and the one they pull to the side to check the visa.

When I came home for the summer after my first year of college I told my mother that my best friend and I were driving to California. She laughed out loud - 2 000 miles in a what? Well my best friend had an old Chevy. What could go wrong?