I went to the store and bought lady fingers when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said...
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket she said it fit my personality.
I wanted to take up music so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
We talk a lot in our home together about where we're going what I'm doing.
You know you go home and you try on a new mascara and I guess a male CEO...
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you...
When I joined Custer I donned the uniform of a soldier. It was a bit awkward...
When you have the paparazzi hiding in the bushes outside your home the only...
After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and...