Quotes By Erma Bombeck

• Thanksgiving

  Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...

• Women

  Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

• Women

  I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

• Time

  I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...

• Success

  Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.

• Sports

  If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...

• Society

  I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...

• Morning

  There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...

• Mom

  Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...

• Mom

  It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...