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Sometimes I lose a whole morning waiting on journalists and other people who look for me. But I always find some time for reading talking to my friends and feeling what is happening in this world.
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.
Quotes By David Sedaris
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Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
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I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...
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When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...
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I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
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My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...
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I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people but still I keep a...
Quotes About Humor
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Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...
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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
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You may not like the humor but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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I think superheroes are heroes with flaws and in their flaws there is a...
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Incongruity they say is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's...
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Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written Republican...
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I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They...