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At the age of 11 I was about 6 ft. tall and my voice had completely broken. That caused problems. I was this gangly spotty very unattractive kid. I wasn't cool and I wasn't a nerd. I didn't even want to fit in with anyone.
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.
Quotes By David Sedaris
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Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
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I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...
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I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
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My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...
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I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people but still I keep a...
Quotes About Humor
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Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...
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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
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You may not like the humor but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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I think superheroes are heroes with flaws and in their flaws there is a...
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Incongruity they say is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's...
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Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written Republican...
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I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They...