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Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his mother off against his father in the politics of when to go to bed he who fears corruption fears life.
Children make your life important.
Quotes By Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
Quotes About Life
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The highest use of capital is not to make more money but to make money do...
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There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
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Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally...
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You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they...
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I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life is what...
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I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's...
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I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the...
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The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life the clearer we...
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Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a...
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There is no force like success and that is why the individual makes all...