When a fellow says 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing ' it's the money.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in...
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than...
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who...
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven't seen her...
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Peace has its victories no less than war but it doesn't have as many...
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...
I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought 'Geez...
The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed and...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
I have no one to leave the money to. I'm a single man. I like spending my...