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I am a beneficiary of the American people's generosity and I hope we can have comprehensive immigration legislation that allows this country to continue to be enriched by those who were not born here.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Quotes By Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
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What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked...
Quotes About Morning
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I knew however that the next morning after the fight I would have to get...
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In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was...
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Secretary of State Colin Powell thank you so much as always for joining us...
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I have been wounded like this since about half past eight this morning and I...
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It takes more than driving to become an IndyCar driver. Gone are the days...
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Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing because I talk...
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I think public service is a calling and you do it as long as the things that...
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When I was twelve I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was...
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Suddenly a single shot on the extreme left rang out on the clear morning air...