Random Quote
I realized this is what God has dealt me and I should be thankful considering all that's happened to me in my life but MS caused the movies to stop - stop dead - and I miss it.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Quotes By Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
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What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked...
Quotes About Morning
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I knew however that the next morning after the fight I would have to get...
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In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was...
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Secretary of State Colin Powell thank you so much as always for joining us...
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I have been wounded like this since about half past eight this morning and I...
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It takes more than driving to become an IndyCar driver. Gone are the days...
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Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing because I talk...
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I think public service is a calling and you do it as long as the things that...
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When I was twelve I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was...
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Suddenly a single shot on the extreme left rang out on the clear morning air...