I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke a description a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3 1996 ' I'll say to someone.
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I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
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I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people but still I keep a...
I knew however that the next morning after the fight I would have to get...
In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was...
Secretary of State Colin Powell thank you so much as always for joining us...
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When I was twelve I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was...
Suddenly a single shot on the extreme left rang out on the clear morning air...