I have no business being a journalist. I'm the least I'm the least - I'm the most trusting I absolutely make a habit of believing anything that anybody tells me about themselves. I've never had any reason in the world to think that anyone has wanted to harm me or lie to me. I believe whatever is being sold most of the time.
After a few months in my parents' basement I took an apartment near the state university where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...
I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...
Wushu is a move in Chinese a physical move. An attack. Wushu is like an art.
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone...
In my world history comes down to language and art. No one cares much about...
My first love is art and I see a lot of things in an artistic way.
The great art of films does not consist of descriptive movement of face and...
I did this Super-8 film at art school called 'Tissues ' this black comedy...
I was very much into buying contemporary art but I've just decided I want to...
There was a big drive when I was at art school to make you aware of the...