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All my graduation money went to paying for bartending classes so I could have a side gig. I bartended for two months before I was supposed to move to New York and then two months later I got the job as an understudy in 'Sister Act' and haven't looked back since.
Ah the power of two. There's nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes to paying utility bills parenting cooking elaborate meals purchasing a grown-up bed jumping rope and lifting heavy machinery. The world favours pairs. Who wants to waste the wood building an ark for singletons?
Quotes By Sloane Crosley
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Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing....
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In New York if you weigh under 200 pounds and decline so much as a cookie at...
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The reason that war is such a fascinating subject for writers is because it's...
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The truth is I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten.
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Air travel is the safest form of travel aside from walking even then the...
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A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options....
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My grandmother was a kind of Scarsdale New York society woman best known...
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My personality when tasked with creating meals goes something like this: Is...
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I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning even...
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There's already a marriage clock a career clock a biological clock....
Quotes About Parenting
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I'm hosting weekend retreats all over America. It is like a 24-hour slumber...
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For me Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in...
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I'm a parent especially when you've had the intense parenting the way I had....
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Parents are key when it comes to keeping kids off drugs. Good parenting is...
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I'm torn about late parenting. I believe people should spend their twenties...
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The number of stressors has multiplied exponentially: traffic money success...
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I grew up with no money. My kids will grow up with a lot of money and so it's...
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If there is any truth to my parenting the dreamwork movement it comes from...
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Parenting is not for sissies. You have to sacrifice and grow up.
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For decades parents were told by so-called parenting 'experts' that...