If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in...
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than...
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who...
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Peace has its victories no less than war but it doesn't have as many...
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
When a fellow says 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing ' it's...
In junior high school I was an object of pure ridicule for my dress...
My friends and family especially my mom and dad are always saying I should...
When Fortune smiles I smile to think how quickly she will frown.
We ought to be beating our chests every day. We ought to look in the mirror...
Ascetics and fakirs come to mitigate human suffering to heal us and lead us...
Oh the ignorance of us upon whom Providence did not sufficiently smile to...
When you consider all the stars I have managed mere submarines make me smile.