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I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape because I know that I can't date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it's just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.

To this day most people think of me as the fastest human. They don't really think me as a long jumper although that's the event I had more success in.