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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke
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There's a certain kind of behavior in the Arab world that to me resembles...
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After all what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you...
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal...
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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation the first things to be...
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more...
Quotes About Teacher
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Our government is the potent the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill it...
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Everyone will tell you how rigid I am but a teacher has to be flexible. You...
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I went to school at this log school house. A white woman was my teacher I do...
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A wisely chosen illustration is almost essential to fasten the truth upon the...
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The role of the teacher remains the highest calling of a free people. To the...
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My mother a teacher encouraged me to use my creativity as an actual way to...
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At the age of 15 a teacher had asked me what I wanted to do for a career...