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When writing comedy you have to have the confidence to believe that there is only one type of relationship in the world and we are all having it that all men behave in the same way and so do all women.
Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference they say is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.
Quotes By Conan O'Brien
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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than...
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The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in...
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During last night's debate John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to...
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Earlier today Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system...
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The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to...
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The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and...
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There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear...
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Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and for seven months I...
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Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her...
Quotes About War
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All War Departments are now Defense Departments. This is all part of the...
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There is nothing worth having that can he obtained by nuclear war - nothing...
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And of course in the Philippines there were so many thousands of Americans...
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I am still profoundly troubled by the war in Nicaragua. The United States...
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How do you tell troops who volunteered to fight for our freedoms that the...
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I have always been willing to admit when I made a mistake. I made a mistake...