Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Quotes By Phyllis Diller
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl...
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away...
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear...
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has...
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to...
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There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...
Quotes About Wedding
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I mean I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot.
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I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo...
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My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That...
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The day of the wedding went like these things generally do full of anxious...
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I've thought about it a hundred times. I even buy bridal magazines sometimes....
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I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months...
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I felt very unstressed on my wedding day. I'm very grateful for that......
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We are all so close. We are godfather to each others' kids. I was the best...