The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl...
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away...
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has...
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to...
There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...
I don't think balance is something you get from someone else it's something...
Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe or...
I think a lot of women innately know how to play their hand. I'm not a big...
I'm so disturbed when my women students behave as though they can only read...
What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's...
It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not...
Only the most unapologetic biblical fundamentalists for instance take every...