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You know I've carried a weapon for 10 years never shot anybody never robbed anybody. It has saved my life twice but I know they're not toys. I practice with firearms I enjoy shooting it's a hobby of mine and I have a healthy respect for them.
I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it's pretty equal. I don't know why that is. It's been the same thing for a while. It's hard for female comedians to stand out. That's weird. That's a shame.
Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres
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I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in...
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Comedy can be especially in a writer's room really aggressive kind of a...
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Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on...
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I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from...
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The first time probably people really were aware of me I unfortunately had...
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While I was doing stand-up I thought I knew for sure that success meant...
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I was raised in an atmosphere of 'everything's fine.' But as I got older I...
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I get those fleeting beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and...
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I get bored easily so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label so I...
Quotes About Women
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I don't think balance is something you get from someone else it's something...
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Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe or...
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I think a lot of women innately know how to play their hand. I'm not a big...
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I'm so disturbed when my women students behave as though they can only read...
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What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's...
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It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not...
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Only the most unapologetic biblical fundamentalists for instance take every...