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My car and my adding machine understand nothing: they are not in that line of business.
Now the essence the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so and lo it presently turns out to be so.
Quotes By Stephen Leacock
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A half truth like half a brick is always more forcible as an argument than...
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Electricity is of two kinds positive and negative. The difference is I...
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It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either...
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Men are able to trust one another knowing the exact degree of dishonesty...
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to...
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Personally I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole...
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I am a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work the more I have...
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It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This however I...
Quotes About Christmas
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Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.
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Then when I got in the military I used to host - even in high school - I...
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At school there was an annual school disco and I'd be standing in my bedroom...
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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal...
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In our racist sexist society Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing...
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I wouldn't recommend young kids see 'Speedway Junkie.' It's definitely an...
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I put the copy of 'A Christmas Carol' that my grandfather had first read to...
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The upheavals of adolescence silenced 'A Christmas Carol' for a few years. I...
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Every Christmas now for years I have found myself wondering about the point...
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It felt very natural to me to write a Christmas song but at the same time I...