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I didn't have a lot of communication with Elvis. You had to go through a barricade to get to Elvis. It was people hanging on every word and I felt very uncomfortable a lot of times.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Quotes By Erma Bombeck
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
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What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked...
Quotes About Thanksgiving
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I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my...
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In our family mom and dad are Longhorns our first two kids are Aggies and...
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I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving make her...
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Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I...
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I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band so anytime that...
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The craft Emmys are kind of the kids' table at Thanksgiving. You're not...
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My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving it's...
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As governor when I visited our troops in Kuwait and Iraq I served them...