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There are pockets of great food in Spain but there are also pockets of very mediocre food in Spain and the same in Morocco and the same in Croatia and the same in Germany and the same in Austria.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Quotes By Phyllis Diller
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away...
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear...
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has...
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to...
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There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...
Quotes About Thanksgiving
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I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my...
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In our family mom and dad are Longhorns our first two kids are Aggies and...
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I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving make her...
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Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I...
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I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band so anytime that...
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The craft Emmys are kind of the kids' table at Thanksgiving. You're not...
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My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving it's...
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As governor when I visited our troops in Kuwait and Iraq I served them...