Quotes By John Cleese

• Truth

  If I can get you to laugh with me you like me better which makes you more...

• Travel

  Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make...

• Sports

  I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of...

• Relationship

  I had a very very difficult relationship with my mother who was supremely...

• Money

  I think that money spoils most things once it becomes the primary motivating...

• History

  I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.

• God

  If God did not intend for us to eat animals then why did he make them out of...

• Family

  I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly...

• Death

  I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker who was such a warm...

• Change

  I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after...